DickC Loc: NE Washington state

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.




So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”




“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”



“How much do you charge?”



“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.



“I'll sleep on it,” I said.




Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.




“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”




“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”




“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”




It's always better to get a second opinion.

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Ha Ha..nice one Dick.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

:thumbup: I guess that's where they get the expression, "Cut the legs out from under him." :D

Dick Z. Loc: Downers Grove IL

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

:-D :-D