Apocalypse Delayed
National Review
The rapture was supposed to happen on September 13, 1988. A few fringe pastors were screaming that the end was nigh, that the righteous would soon disappear into the air while the rest of humanity was doomed to suffer a quite literal hell on earth. Forget the biblical admonition that no man knows the day nor hour of Christs return, these men had figured it out. It was time to prepare yourself.
I was a sophomore at a Christian college in Nashville, and it was the talk of the campus. No one likes to make fun of crazy Christian preachers more than irreverent Christian college students, and we couldnt stop dividing the student body between the saved and the damned.
When the alarm clock rang the morning after the scheduled rapture, I hit snooze, and said, triumphantly, to my roommate, Were still here! There was no response. Hello? Still no response. I looked down at his bed, and no one was there. For about nine seconds I was gripped by sheer panic. Id been left behind. The lake of fire awaits! Then my roommate walked in from the shower, and the crisis passed.
I thought of this story as I watched Rush Limbaughs Al Gore armageddon clock expire. In January, 2006 when promoting his Oscar-winning (yes, Oscar-winning) documentary, An Inconvenient T***h Gore declared that unless we took drastic measures to reduce greenhouse gasses, the world would reach a point of no return in a mere ten years. He called it a true planetary emergency. Well, the ten years passed today, were still here, and the climate activists have postponed the apocalypse. Again.
Theres a veritable online cottage industry cataloguing hysterical, failed predictions of environmentalist catastrophe. Gores prediction fits right in with the rest of his comrades in the wild-eyed environmentalist movement. Theres a veritable online cottage industry cataloguing hysterical, failed predictions of environmentalist catastrophe. Over at the American Enterprise Institute, Mark Perry keeps his list of 18 spectacularly wrong apocalyptic predictions made around the original Earth Day in 1970. Robert Tracinski at The Federalist has a nice list of Seven big failed environmentalist predictions. The Daily Callers 25 years of predicting the g****l w*****g tipping point makes for amusing reading, including one declaration that we had mere hours to act to avert a slow-motion tsunami.
But for sheer vivid lunacy, nothing matches this Good Morning America report from 2008: The images show Manhattan shrinking against the onslaught of the rising seas in 2015. Last year. Gasoline was supposed to be $9 per gallon. Milk would cost almost $13 per gallon. Wildfires would rage, hurricanes would strike with ever-greater intensity. By the end of the clip I was expecting to see the esteemed doctors Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, and Ray Stantz step forward to predict, Rivers and Seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! And of course the ultimate disasters: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together . . . Mass hysteria!
Can we ignore them yet? Apparently not. Being a climate hysteric means never having to say youre sorry. Simply change the cataclysm Overpopulation! No, g****l c*****g! No, g****l w*****g! No, c*****e c****e! push the apocalypse back just a few more years, and youre in business, big business.
Being a climate hysteric means never having to say youre sorry. In reality, I respect the wild-eyed rapture-pastors far more than the climate hysterics. They merely ask me to believe, they dont use the power of government to dictate how I live. Pastors arent circumventing the democratic process to impose dangerous and job-k*****g environmental regulations. Draconian fuel-economy standards have actually cost American lives. And now the coal industry is reeling in part because of stringent EPA standards. Overall, the EPAs c*****e-c****e regulations are set to impose enormous economic costs.
Even worse, the hysterics are hypocrites. Its austerity for thee but not for me as they jet around the globe to speak to adoring audiences about the need for sacrifice. As Good Morning America broadcast its shrieking warning about Manhattans imminent doom, how many environmentalist liberals were selling their Park Avenue apartments and moving to higher ground? Theyre like a drunk preacher screaming about the evils of demon rum. They refuse to walk their talk. As Instapundits Glenn Reynolds often says, we should believe theres a crisis when the alarmists start acting like theres a crisis.
There are indeed scientists laboring away in good faith to understand more about our climate, and I applaud their work. But climate activists all too often are the close cousins of politically correct campus race hucksters they cloak their raw will to power in the self-righteous cloak of the great and glorious cause. Weve taken them seriously for far too long. Now, its time to laugh. David French is an attorney and a staff writer at National Review.
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