On the breast of a lady from Yale
Was tattooed the price of her tail.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.
There was a young woman of Knizes
who had bosoms of two different sizes.
One was so small
it was nothing at all
the other was large and won prizes.
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