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Irish Baby Boy. This is A Good One.
Jan 21, 2016 10:00:41   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
> Subject: Irish Baby Boy
>
> >
> > An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he
> > gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for
> > everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife
> > has just produced a typical Irish baby boy
> > weighing 25 pounds.
> >
> > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh
> > in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's
> > about average up our way, folks...like I said - my
> > boy's a typical Irish baby boy."
> >
> > Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The
> > bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that
> > typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at
> > birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets
> > about how big he'd be in two weeks.....so how
> > much does he weigh now?"
> >
> > The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
> >
> > The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What
> > happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
> >
> > The father takes a slow swig from his Jameson Irish
> > Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into
> > the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised."
> >
> > God Bless the Irish ...

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Jan 21, 2016 11:33:43   #
lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.
 
Terrymac wrote:
Subject: Irish Baby Boy

> > An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he
> > gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for
> > everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife
> > has just produced a typical Irish baby boy
> > weighing 25 pounds.

> > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh
> > in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's
> > about average up our way, folks...like I said - my
> > boy's a typical Irish baby boy."

> > Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The
> > bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that
> > typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at
> > birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets
> > about how big he'd be in two weeks.....so how
> > much does he weigh now?"

> > The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

> > The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What
> > happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

> > The father takes a slow swig from his Jameson Irish
> > Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into
> > the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised."

> > God Bless the Irish ...
Subject: Irish Baby Boy br br > > An Irishm... (show quote)
A sincere thanks for your posting this, as it's at least the spirit that counts. But FYI, this was posted at least once before, about 6-8 weeks ago.

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