The Art Collector's Wife
Jan 18, 2016 10:31:33 #
The Art Collector's Wife
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client,
"Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in
two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically,
"Well done!
My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied,
"The pictures are of you with your secretary."
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client,
"Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in
two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically,
"Well done!
My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied,
"The pictures are of you with your secretary."
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