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Einstein developed proof of this formula
Jan 12, 2016 21:07:04   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
Einstein developed proof of this formula

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.

A lesser known formulation of his asserted that:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself.

If you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016 e******n

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Jan 12, 2016 21:31:23   #
lightcatcher Loc: Farmington, NM (4 corners)
 
Huey Driver wrote:
Einstein developed proof of this formula

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.

A lesser known formulation of his asserted that:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself.

If you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016 e******n


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 12, 2016 21:36:48   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
Very true but I would add it applies to most anyone running for office. We should have term limits. Elect them - Swear them in - Terminate them. Get them before they get you. Self defense.

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Jan 12, 2016 22:13:32   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 12, 2016 23:53:42   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
They've been looking for the missing link since Darwin wrote The Origin of the Species. Look no further than Democrats. Just a little lower than the cro-magnon man.

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Jan 13, 2016 09:16:06   #
Nikon6091 Loc: 90210
 
Huey Driver wrote:
Einstein developed proof of this formula

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.

A lesser known formulation of his asserted that:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself.

If you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result
V****g Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016 e******n


298 km/sec should be 298,000 km/sec

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Jan 13, 2016 11:34:40   #
Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!
 
The Democrat e******n v****g day is Nov 9th, 2016 ;). At least that's what I have been telling the low information democratic v**er.

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Jan 13, 2016 11:53:31   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
Racmanaz wrote:
The Democrat e******n v****g day is Nov 9th, 2016 ;). At least that's what I have been telling the low information democratic v**er.


I also tell them not to bring ID because Barry fixed it so anyne can v**e without documentation.

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Jan 13, 2016 11:56:02   #
Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!
 
gmcase wrote:
I also tell them not to bring ID because Barry fixed it so anyne can v**e without documentation.


It's OK, they won't need an ID on Nov. 9th anyway ;)

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Jan 13, 2016 11:56:51   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
Racmanaz wrote:
It's OK, they won't need an ID on Nov. 9th anyway ;)


Insurance.

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Jan 13, 2016 12:28:43   #
PrairieSeasons Loc: Red River of the North
 
Huey Driver wrote:
Einstein developed proof of this formula

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.

A lesser known formulation of his asserted that:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself.

If you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016 e******n



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Jan 14, 2016 15:06:06   #
Twardlow Loc: Arkansas
 
Huey Driver wrote:
Einstein developed proof of this formula

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.

A lesser known formulation of his asserted that:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to screw yourself.

If you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016 e******n



But that is all unnecessary, all this screwing ourselves at the speed of light.

Republicans have already screwed all of us in real time.

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Jan 14, 2016 15:10:40   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
Twardlow wrote:
But that is all unnecessary, all this screwing ourselves at the speed of light.

Republicans have already screwed all of us in real time.



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