Limerick
Jan 11, 2016 10:34:02 #
melismus
Loc: Chesapeake Bay Country
There was an old fellow from Butte
Who had warts all over his root.
He put acid on these,
And now when he pees:
It looks like he's playing the flute.
Who had warts all over his root.
He put acid on these,
And now when he pees:
It looks like he's playing the flute.
Jan 11, 2016 10:38:45 #
melismus wrote:
Oh, G-d! That's pretty good, melismus!There was an old fellow from Butte ...
Jan 12, 2016 06:33:38 #
I'll have to show this to my son. He has a wicked, off the wall sense of humor like myself. Very good.
Jan 12, 2016 06:52:22 #
spywayman
Loc: Bridport -Dorset-UK
There was a young lady from Devizes
whose tits were of different sizes.
One was small and no use at all.
The other was large and won prizes.
whose tits were of different sizes.
One was small and no use at all.
The other was large and won prizes.
Jan 12, 2016 08:13:12 #
melismus wrote:
There was an old fellow from Butte
Who had warts all over his root.
He put acid on these,
And now when he pees:
It looks like he's playing the flute.
Who had warts all over his root.
He put acid on these,
And now when he pees:
It looks like he's playing the flute.
very good, but what about the vicar of Buckingham, (I'll leave you to determine the rest!!!!!!!!!)
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