Bee-Sting Down Under.
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Australian Telephone Operator : " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"
Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"
Australian Telephone Operator : "Bummer!"
Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate.
I was going to point out a 'Bee Sting' is an Aussie pastry but apparently the Germans beat us to it. At least we can call the 'Pavlova'ours although the Kiwis dispute this claim.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bienenstich
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
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