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Bee-Sting Down Under.
Jan 7, 2016 16:39:35   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
Australian Telephone Operator : " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Australian Telephone Operator : "Bummer!"

Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate.”

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Jan 7, 2016 16:49:34   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Still laughing :thumbup:

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Jan 7, 2016 16:51:39   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
I was going to point out a 'Bee Sting' is an Aussie pastry but apparently the Germans beat us to it. At least we can call the 'Pavlova'ours although the Kiwis dispute this claim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bienenstich

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Jan 7, 2016 17:57:02   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
LOL.

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Jan 8, 2016 09:42:50   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
:-D :-D :-D :-D

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Jan 8, 2016 10:39:35   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
Luggerbugs wrote:
Still laughing :thumbup:


Me, too. :thumbup: :lol:

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Jan 8, 2016 10:40:01   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
Doddy wrote:
LOL.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:

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Jan 8, 2016 10:40:21   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
jaymatt wrote:
:-D :-D :-D :-D


:lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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