The Perfect Day: THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017 1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress...

Huey Driver Loc: Texas

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Governments costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control i*****l i*********n and the immediate deportation of i******s with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Paul Ryan announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for H**e Crimes. She b***hes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of C*******m and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing Hakuna Matata with a chimp named C****e.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing g****l c*****g. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to v**e in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

hehe... PERFECT on bizaro world

where republicans spin wildly thru the cosmos

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

What, Sharpton isn't doing time for tax evasion, too?

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

Huey Driver wrote:

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Governments costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control i*****l i*********n and the immediate deportation of i******s with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Paul Ryan announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for H**e Crimes. She b***hes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of C*******m and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing Hakuna Matata with a chimp named C****e.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing g****l c*****g. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to v**e in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

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green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

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Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

Huey Driver wrote:

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Governments costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control i*****l i*********n and the immediate deportation of i******s with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Paul Ryan announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for H**e Crimes. She b***hes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of C*******m and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing Hakuna Matata with a chimp named C****e.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing g****l c*****g. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to v**e in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017 br br 1. Pres... (show quote)

hahahahah! If only Hillary would go to jail now....like she should.... that would be a good start......

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

Penny MG wrote:

hahahahah! If only Hillary would go to jail now....like she should.... that would be a good start......

yeah... we agree on something!

Twardlow Loc: Arkansas

Huey Driver wrote:

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Governments costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control i*****l i*********n and the immediate deportation of i******s with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Paul Ryan announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for H**e Crimes. She b***hes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of C*******m and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing Hakuna Matata with a chimp named C****e.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing g****l c*****g. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to v**e in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017 br br 1. Pres... (show quote)

This is kind of cute, if you live in the world of fantasy.

Some among us choose to live in reality.

Reality is a disorganized, vague place where sometimes the bad guys win, sometimes the good guys win, and it's confusing.

See Donald Trump.

However, reality is the only place where things get done, and the only place where progress occurs.

I choose to live there to the best of my ability.

Twardlow Loc: Arkansas

Penny MG wrote:

hahahahah! If only Hillary would go to jail now....like she should.... that would be a good start......

Careful how you speak about your next President!

I can assure you Trump ain't gonna make it.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Twardlow wrote:

This is kind of cute, if you live in the world of fantasy.

Some among us choose to live in reality.

Reality is a disorganized, vague place where sometimes the bad guys win, sometimes the good guys win, and it's confusing.

See Donald Trump.

However, reality is the only place where things get done, and the only place where progress occurs.

I choose to live there to the best of my ability.

Well, it was a perfect day until you showed up.

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

green wrote:

yeah... we agree on something!

There is hope! huh? :wink: :lol:

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

Twardlow wrote:

Careful how you speak about your next President!

I can assure you Trump ain't gonna make it.

I have never said he will win...... but if Hillary does, you will see the next Hitler, because that battle-axe thinks she is immortal.

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

NeilL wrote:

Well, it was a perfect day until you showed up.

when you see GPOS, you will see twatsie soon bringing up the rear.. no pun intended

BigBear Loc: Northern CT

NeilL wrote:

What, Sharpton isn't doing time for tax evasion, too?

He worked it off by making sure the r**ts went as planned.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

Huey Driver wrote:

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Governments costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control i*****l i*********n and the immediate deportation of i******s with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Paul Ryan announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for H**e Crimes. She b***hes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of C*******m and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the Mothership is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing Hakuna Matata with a chimp named C****e.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing g****l c*****g. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to v**e in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

THE PERFECT DAY January 20, 2017 br br 1. Pres... (show quote)

Please excuse me while I get sick.