Another laugh for today.
Dec 21, 2015 03:52:23 #
My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then
hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told
her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said,
"Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then
hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told
her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said,
"Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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Colin Holmes
Loc: Luton England
Brilliant. As a cyclist, I'll let the ladies in the club know about this.
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Dec 22, 2015 10:05:11 #
mullumby wrote:
My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) c... (show quote)
the last time I went out with an aussie woman she said did I want to play with her schauser ?, me saying, no I'm not into dogs, was the wrong answer then ????
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