Little Johnny. Daddy's car in the woods.
Dec 10, 2015 12:29:50 #
Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane In a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother. 'Mom, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ...
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw my
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy goes
away on a trip.'
Mommy threw up.
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story Before you interrupt!
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane In a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother. 'Mom, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ...
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw my
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy goes
away on a trip.'
Mommy threw up.
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story Before you interrupt!
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