NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a Radical Muslim, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden. Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, k*****g him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said, "You're shaking, what is it?
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a b***h next door still has my shovel!"

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A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Pakistan launches a rocket to the Moon. News on Pakistani news channel, "Water and fishes found on Moon".
News on BBC, "Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea ".

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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can t***sport an entire country back to the middle ages.
They're calling it 'Islam'.

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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?".
The customer says, "Female".
The counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
The customer says, "White".
The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

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Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

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Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing....................................YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And, finally...
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

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pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

I love it. I'd like to see Jimmy Fallon or one those late night guys use it for their monologue. But of course chicken s**t advertisers would run and hide.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Especially the muslim/isis supporters.