A frantic hunter calls 911 and reports that he thinks his partner is dead.
The operator, an old pro, tells the hunter to set the phone down, take a few deep breaths and make sure that his partner is actually deceased.
Several seconds pass and the operator hears a loud gunshot and the hunter picks up the phone and says that his partner is definitely dead and what should he do next...
A frantic woman calls 911 and reports that she thinks her husband is dead.
The operator, an old pro, tells the woman to set the phone down, take a few deep breaths and make sure that her husband is actually deceased.
Several seconds pass and the operator hears a loud gunshot and the woman picks up the phone and says that her husband is definitely dead and what should she do next...
Still funny? Fill in the blank for "hunter" with wife / husband / Whatever, and think about it.
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