Be Carefull What You Ask a Seven Year Old
Oct 21, 2015 16:27:40 #
Be Careful What You Ask 7 Year Old Children A handful of 7 year old
grade school children Were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'
(1)- 7-year-old Tim-
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
prettier my mom gets.'
(2)- 7-year-old Melanie -
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
(3)- 7-year-old Grady -
'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
parties.'
(3)- 7-year-old Toby -
'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they
drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
(4)- 7-year-old Sarah -
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
(5)- 7-year-old Lilly -
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time
he danced right into the pool.'
(6)- 7-year-old Ethan -
'I don't like beer very much.
Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and
they taste disgusting.'
(7)- 7-year-old Mary
'I think beer tastes bitter and I don't like it.
Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at guys And they have to
help her to the bedroom for a quick nap.
When they come back, she is all perky and happy, And the guys are all
tired out.
(8)- 7-year-old Shirley -
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
(9)- 7-year-old Brittney -
I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so
I'll have to learn to like it.
(10)- 7-year-old Jack -
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his
bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
(11)- 7-year-old Fergie -
My mom never drinks beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does.
Then she yells at him when it makes him want to smooch. Mom only
drinks beer when > dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she
will do > it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and she is weird.
(12)- 7-year-old Alice -
My sister told me you have to drink
your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has some ways
to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they have had a
whole lot of beer, then they get nice and play with her.
(13)- 7-year-old Brad -
Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the
girls are pretty. With his girlfriend I would need an awful lot of
beer.
grade school children Were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'
(1)- 7-year-old Tim-
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
prettier my mom gets.'
(2)- 7-year-old Melanie -
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
(3)- 7-year-old Grady -
'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
parties.'
(3)- 7-year-old Toby -
'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they
drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
(4)- 7-year-old Sarah -
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
(5)- 7-year-old Lilly -
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time
he danced right into the pool.'
(6)- 7-year-old Ethan -
'I don't like beer very much.
Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and
they taste disgusting.'
(7)- 7-year-old Mary
'I think beer tastes bitter and I don't like it.
Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at guys And they have to
help her to the bedroom for a quick nap.
When they come back, she is all perky and happy, And the guys are all
tired out.
(8)- 7-year-old Shirley -
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
(9)- 7-year-old Brittney -
I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so
I'll have to learn to like it.
(10)- 7-year-old Jack -
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his
bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
(11)- 7-year-old Fergie -
My mom never drinks beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does.
Then she yells at him when it makes him want to smooch. Mom only
drinks beer when > dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she
will do > it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and she is weird.
(12)- 7-year-old Alice -
My sister told me you have to drink
your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has some ways
to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they have had a
whole lot of beer, then they get nice and play with her.
(13)- 7-year-old Brad -
Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the
girls are pretty. With his girlfriend I would need an awful lot of
beer.
Oct 21, 2015 16:58:07 #
Oct 22, 2015 02:45:52 #
that's why " all the girls start looking prettier at closing time". a 3 can become an 8.
Oct 22, 2015 09:27:51 #
Oct 22, 2015 11:22:12 #
I used to drink a lot of beer until I found out I was allergic to it. It made me stupid!
Oct 22, 2015 20:23:49 #
Oct 22, 2015 22:40:42 #
texasdan78070
Loc: Texas Hill Country
waywest wrote:
yep, beer also makes you smart! thats what made budweiser [sorry]
BAD..!!! Funny, but BAD!!!
:thumbup:
Oct 24, 2015 05:03:44 #
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