Joke:: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH. THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES. THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID: "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE...

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Oct 7, 2015 12:49:40 #

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH.

THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD,

BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID: "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, AND NO AMERICAN WANTS ME TO DIE."

SO SHE TOOK THE PARACHUTE AND JUMPED.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID: "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."

SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, :I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. SOME EVEN CALL ME:

'THE ANOINTED ONE.'

SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."

THE LITTLE GIRL SAID: "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU.

AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG."

Oct 7, 2015 13:16:02 #

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

ebbote wrote:

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH. br br THERE WERE... (show quote)

if only it was true!!!!

Oct 7, 2015 13:25:15 #

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Very funny - both of you! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

Oct 7, 2015 13:28:32 #

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

NeilL wrote:

Very funny - both of you! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

:thumbup:

Oct 7, 2015 13:29:31 #

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Thank you both for viewing.

Oct 7, 2015 14:28:42 #

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

ebbote wrote:

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH. br br THERE WERE... (show quote)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Oct 7, 2015 15:00:12 #

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Thank you Checkmate.

Oct 7, 2015 15:02:58 #

hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts

ebbote wrote:

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH...............

It's funny every time!

Oct 7, 2015 15:04:23 #

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

wilpharm wrote:

if only it was true!!!!

then we'd be watching President Biden on TV. :shock:

Oct 7, 2015 15:05:25 #

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Thank you Hondo, this is the first time I have seen it, sent
to me by a friend of mine.

Oct 7, 2015 15:06:45 #

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

4th for me... last one about a week ago... you need to update your email list.

Oct 7, 2015 15:15:27 #

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Sorry about that Green, but we get reposts of old jokes all
the time, I just live with it.

Oct 7, 2015 15:43:46 #

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

green wrote:

then we'd be watching President Biden on TV. :shock:

would not, could not, be any worse.....joe is not a muslim

Oct 7, 2015 16:07:15 #

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

wilpharm wrote:

would not, could not, be any worse.....joe is not a muslim

careful what you wish for...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/draft-biden-first-ad_56151876e4b0fad1591a1bbf

Oct 7, 2015 17:42:20 #

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

green wrote:

careful what you wish for...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/draft-biden-first-ad_56151876e4b0fad1591a1bbf

didnt say I wish for him...but s**t happens...

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