Trump & Clinton!
Oct 2, 2015 14:45:02 #
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.
Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the State Dept. lying about B******i?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean v***r f***d?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the military not getting their v**es counted?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one:
Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas ordering the release of nearly 10,000 i*****l i*******ts from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The 2012 v**e where 115% of all registered v**ers in some counties v**ed 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senates advise-and-consent role?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information v**ers who dont pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Trump: THATS THE ONE!
The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.
Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the State Dept. lying about B******i?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean v***r f***d?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the military not getting their v**es counted?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one:
Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas ordering the release of nearly 10,000 i*****l i*******ts from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The 2012 v**e where 115% of all registered v**ers in some counties v**ed 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senates advise-and-consent role?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information v**ers who dont pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Trump: THATS THE ONE!
Oct 2, 2015 16:03:27 #
Oct 2, 2015 19:25:40 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
You made the day!!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 2, 2015 19:42:43 #
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