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Shorty-Joke
Aug 2, 2015 17:32:00   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
A bartender had suffered some bad burns on his hands and various nurses and aides had to help him go to the bathroom. They would unzip, reach in and help him get a grip.

They used to giggle, behind his back of course, because they could see that "SHORTY" was tattooed on his penis. He eventually caught on and bragged that he was positive that he could make any of them very happy with a night out upon his release from care.

One of the loudmouth nurses told the girls that she would embarrass him because of his bragging arrogance, so she asked the man if she could be the lucky girl. The eve of his release he picked her up at the end of her shift and they went out.

The next morning the girls were ready to start work and the lucky girl comes in looking like she had no sleep and was in a total state of disarray.

One of the girls asked if she enjoyed SHORTY. Lucky replied that when she saw him completely naked after their romance, the tattoo actually said : "SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL, ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO"

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