Siamese Twins
Aug 1, 2015 23:40:36 #
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender,
"Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers and says,
"'Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John.
"'We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!", says the bartender, "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like any of that British crap,' says John.
"Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim?
And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?", asks the bartender.
"It's the only time Jim gets a chance to drive."
"Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers and says,
"'Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John.
"'We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!", says the bartender, "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like any of that British crap,' says John.
"Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim?
And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?", asks the bartender.
"It's the only time Jim gets a chance to drive."
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