The Amazing story of Tyronne
Jul 16, 2015 10:18:12 #
Because of his stupidity
and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at
him, "You're driving me
crazy, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was
doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy
in her
entire teaching career.
The mom was so shocked at the feedback that
she withdrew her son from school
and moved out of Detroit, relocating to
Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable
cardiac
disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart
surgery, which only
one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left
with no other
options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was
successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome
young doctor
smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face
started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but
quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went
wrong so suddenly. Then he
turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor
in the Clinic, who had
unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect
his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there
is a high likelihood
that you might v**e for Hillary.
And this folks simply says it all! :lol:
and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at
him, "You're driving me
crazy, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was
doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy
in her
entire teaching career.
The mom was so shocked at the feedback that
she withdrew her son from school
and moved out of Detroit, relocating to
Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable
cardiac
disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart
surgery, which only
one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left
with no other
options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was
successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome
young doctor
smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face
started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but
quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went
wrong so suddenly. Then he
turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor
in the Clinic, who had
unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect
his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there
is a high likelihood
that you might v**e for Hillary.
And this folks simply says it all! :lol:
Jul 16, 2015 10:23:23 #
Jul 16, 2015 10:28:41 #
yo, sorry! aight? Yeah.... the extension cord was down at the other supply closet waaaaay down the hall.
Jul 16, 2015 10:39:39 #
yo, sorry! aight? Yeah.... the extension cord was down at the other supply closet waaaaay down the hall.
What?
What?
Jul 16, 2015 11:02:37 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
phcaan wrote:
yo, sorry! aight? Yeah.... the extension cord was down at the other supply closet waaaaay down the hall.
What?
What?
:lol: That's our little good buddy thommie w trying to be funny again! Mental age of 12?
Jul 16, 2015 11:03:55 #
NeilL wrote:
:lol: That's our little good buddy thommie w trying to be funny again! Mental age of 12?
OK, I want to laugh too, but what was he talking about? There must be some point to his post, or not.
Jul 16, 2015 11:42:27 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
phcaan wrote:
OK, I want to laugh too, but what was he talking about? There must be some point to his post, or not.
No, there never is. He's a lonely soul who self-aggrandizes by making stupid comments on bona fide posts, thus hijacking them: a troll, or cancer.
Jul 16, 2015 11:43:27 #
NeilL wrote:
No, there never is. He's a lonely soul who self-aggrandizes by making stupid comments on bona fide posts, thus hijacking them: a troll, or cancer.
Too bad.
Jul 16, 2015 11:46:15 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
phcaan wrote:
Too bad.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Yep, a waste. They are surely the quickest way to chase people away from a topic, where good, lively discussions could be had. Check out all the photos he hasn't posted.
Jul 16, 2015 11:47:59 #
NeilL wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Yep, a waste. They are surely the quickest way to chase people away from a topic, where good, lively discussions could be had. Check out all the photos he hasn't posted.
Well I can't fault him on that. None of mine are worthy of posting either.
Jul 16, 2015 12:41:40 #
Jul 16, 2015 15:02:38 #
Texcaster wrote:
green, you're unsettling the obtuse again.
Yo Texie, do you even know the definition of obtuse! Big word for a little mind! :wink:
Jul 16, 2015 15:16:49 #
phcaan wrote:
OK, I want to laugh too, but what was he talking about? There must be some point to his post, or not.
Tyrone is da house....... howzit? howzit? ...yeah I totally sorry... ya know fo accidentally pulling the plug on the old lady... you know she was my old teacher.. what a coinkdy-dink, huh, imagine dat?
whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? youse thought I wuz black........ hahaha you a fool, c*****r.
Jul 16, 2015 16:03:19 #
green wrote:
Tyrone is da house....... howzit? howzit? ...yeah I totally sorry... ya know fo accidentally pulling the plug on the old lady... you know she was my old teacher.. what a coinkdy-dink, huh, imagine dat?
whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? youse thought I wuz black........ hahaha you a fool, c*****r.
Tyrone is da house....... howzit? howzit? ...yeah I totally sorry... ya know fo accidentally pulling the plug on the old lady... you know she was my old teacher.. what a coinkdy-dink, huh, imagine dat?
whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? youse thought I wuz black........ hahaha you a fool, c*****r.
Whoa there greenie, are you Dirt in d**g???
:wink: :lol: :thumbup:
Jul 16, 2015 16:14:39 #
Jakebrake wrote:
Whoa there greenie, are you Dirt in d**g???
:wink: :lol: :thumbup:
:wink: :lol: :thumbup:
I AM EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE
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