Woman Shot In Her Own Driveway
Jul 7, 2015 16:13:11 #
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Just thought I'd add this to all the rest of the bulls**t that is going on in the country!
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Just thought I'd add this to all the rest of the bulls**t that is going on in the country!
Jul 7, 2015 16:15:01 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
...Just thought I'd add this to all the rest of the bulls**t that is going on in the country!
we know we can count on you! :lol:
Jul 7, 2015 16:23:10 #
green wrote:
we know we can count on you! :lol:
Appreciate the thought! Someone has to stand up to what a bunch of trivial crap is happening to this country!
Jul 7, 2015 16:26:26 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
Appreciate the thought! Someone has to stand up to what a bunch of trivial crap is happening to this country!
...and that was HER 15 seconds of fame.
Jul 7, 2015 17:01:23 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was vi... (show quote)
Made me laugh!! :-P :-P
Jul 7, 2015 17:18:25 #
Lol
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
Jul 7, 2015 22:09:42 #
soba1 wrote:
Lol
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
:thumbup:
Jul 7, 2015 22:39:55 #
The first time I heard that one it was a wingnut lady in Arkansas. She was the preacher's mistress. She thought the preacher's wife was on to her and the preacher.
Jul 8, 2015 00:04:45 #
Texcaster wrote:
The first time I heard that one it was a wingnut lady in Arkansas. She was the preacher's mistress. She thought the preacher's wife was on to her and the preacher.
they're called heritage... just substitute for the group you want to make fun of.
Jul 8, 2015 12:44:32 #
soba1 wrote:
Lol
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
Buuuuut you know some blondes might take offense to that :XD: :thumbup:
But maybe she was a true blonde, most of them come out of bottles. LOL :)
Jul 8, 2015 12:52:30 #
Twardlow
Loc: Arkansas
juicesqueezer wrote:
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was vi... (show quote)
You certainly characterized your post correctly! Thank You for your honesty.
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