dourob Loc: Palm City, Florida

While walking past the water the other morning I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.

foodie65

cute

lwiley Loc: Los Banos, CA, USA

Yuk Yuk!!!!

Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,

Some days the mail is just slower than other days. All help should arrive in a day or two.

dfran Loc: Dallas, Pa

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ole sarg Loc: south florida

Funny same thing happened to me only it was some T Party member who was complaining about the President not being a US Citizen and calling for his impeachment!

Past Pro Loc: Spring Hill, Florida

Somehow I don't see the problem here.