A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'b***** off, ye'll no bring it back!'
(sorry for the language, i got it off a Scottish site)
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Love it! :)
Tom
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