God's e-mail.
Jun 6, 2015 16:17:16 #
Last Thursday, God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not".
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, and only 5% are being good".
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not".
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, and only 5% are being good".
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
Jun 6, 2015 17:13:23 #
if one is to pluck thy on eye. if you see something not approving. what is meant by that. is to feel not evil of it. or do not look.
or jude not? just wondering
or jude not? just wondering
Jun 6, 2015 18:37:54 #
What????? That makes no sense at all.
dirtpusher wrote:
if one is to pluck thy on eye. if you see something not approving. what is meant by that. is to feel not evil of it. or do not look.
or jude not? just wondering
or jude not? just wondering
Jun 6, 2015 19:46:30 #
DrWilk wrote:
What????? That makes no sense at all.
are you unaware what book say :shock:
Jun 6, 2015 19:56:03 #
I own thousands of books, which one did you mean?
dirtpusher wrote:
are you unaware what book say :shock:
Jun 6, 2015 19:58:29 #
DrWilk wrote:
I own thousands of books, which one did you mean?
what one would you assume.?
Jun 6, 2015 21:25:34 #
dirtpusher wrote:
if one is to pluck thy on eye. if you see something not approving. what is meant by that. is to feel not evil of it. or do not look.
or jude not? just wondering
or jude not? just wondering
If you mean - if thy right eye sins, pluck it out for it is better to enter the kingdom of God with just one eye then to be cast out.
It means to repent from that one sin if that one sin is the only sin you have but more likely, repent and turn your whole life over to God.
Jun 6, 2015 21:56:03 #
DrWilk wrote:
What????? That makes no sense at all.
The effects of alcohol or THC.
Jun 6, 2015 21:57:18 #
Jun 6, 2015 22:13:47 #
Jun 6, 2015 23:34:12 #
Earworms wrote:
The effects of alcohol or THC.
when did you do your daily shot. :shock: :shock:
Jun 6, 2015 23:35:38 #
DrWilk wrote:
That would explain it.
those 1000 books was not any them the bible.. lol even bangee knew what it was ... lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 7, 2015 00:49:19 #
dirtpusher wrote:
those 1000 books was not any them the bible.. lol even bangee knew what it was ... lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We all knew it was the Bible, but you hacked the scripture so bad that it was almost undiscernable.
Jun 7, 2015 00:57:34 #
Earworms wrote:
We all knew it was the Bible, but you hacked the scripture so bad that it was almost undiscernable.
that not even right either. you try play smart ass. and fell in your own pit. why you all wanna try hijack the lady's post. mam sorry you had to deal with clowns.they should go to the attic to play. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
if you knew the bible you knew better even what you trying. lol
have issues talk to yourselves.. :roll:
Jun 7, 2015 05:48:44 #
shagbat
Loc: London
photosarah wrote:
Last Thursday, God was looking down at earth and s... (show quote)
A recent retiree, I loved it Sarah, they can't MAKE me grow up!
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
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