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My Friends Building Permit
May 21, 2015 09:14:16   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”


So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!

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May 21, 2015 09:34:24   #
wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma
 
Jakebrake wrote:
My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”


So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!
My Friend's Building Permit! br Some have asked w... (show quote)


unfortunately, that would be true in NYC...

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May 21, 2015 10:04:29   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
I would laugh if this wasn't true. :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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May 21, 2015 10:17:31   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
wilpharm wrote:
unfortunately, that would be true in NYC...


Exactly! Being from the west and during my trucking career when I went back east, it is an entirely different planet back there.

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May 21, 2015 10:19:35   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Jakebrake wrote:
My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”


So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!
My Friend's Building Permit! br Some have asked w... (show quote)

You forgot to mention that the location was a demolished Catholic church

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May 21, 2015 10:20:18   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
NeilL wrote:
I would laugh if this wasn't true. :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Sad, isn't it?

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May 21, 2015 10:32:31   #
idaholover Loc: Nampa ID
 
wilpharm wrote:
unfortunately, that would be true in NYC...


And Michigan.

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May 21, 2015 13:27:36   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
idaholover wrote:
And Michigan.


Exactly, Dearborne has become the muslim cesspool in the United States of America. How sad. :cry:

http://www.clarionproject.org/analysis/dearborn-no-go-zone-where-islam-rules-and-christians-are-stoned#

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