My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!
Jakebrake wrote:
My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!
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unfortunately, that would be true in NYC...
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
I would laugh if this wasn't true. :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wilpharm wrote:
unfortunately, that would be true in NYC...
Exactly! Being from the west and during my trucking career when I went back east, it is an entirely different planet back there.
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
Jakebrake wrote:
My Friend's Building Permit!
Some have asked what we have been doing in retirement. Well, we applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and we were
going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told us; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, we sent in the application again, but this time we called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt !!!
I love this country. It's the government that scares the Crap out of me!
My Friend's Building Permit! br Some have asked w... (
show quote)
You forgot to mention that the location was a demolished Catholic church
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