Irish brothel
May 17, 2015 10:50:49 #
Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears, looks up and down the street, and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.
"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, looks up and down the street, knocks, and goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the Rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.
"One of the girls must have died.
The local Methodist pastor appears, looks up and down the street, and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.
"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, looks up and down the street, knocks, and goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the Rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.
"One of the girls must have died.
May 17, 2015 10:53:07 #
May 17, 2015 11:06:23 #
DaveO wrote:
Are the many blank lines meant to enhance something?
your curiosity?
May 17, 2015 11:16:53 #
napabob wrote:
your curiosity?
No,just makes it more fun when you get several people who need to "Quote Reply."
May 18, 2015 06:22:04 #
May 18, 2015 08:38:47 #
is it time to tell mine about the brothel , that used nurses,telephone operaters, and teachers ???????????
May 18, 2015 08:44:36 #
May 18, 2015 10:48:16 #
May 18, 2015 12:50:13 #
The blank lines don't bother me. Jokes that aren't funny on here bother me. This is one of the good ones.
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