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Warning....Let the man sleep.
May 8, 2015 12:35:31   #
aggiedad Loc: Corona, ca
 
Sam had a tough day, had turned in early and was in that wonderful state of nearly being fast asleep. His wife, Sandi, however was still thinking a mile a minute. Suddenly Sandi says "honey, if I died, would you get married again?" Sam says, honey that isn't going to happen, and no I wouldn't remarry." Sandi says, well you are a young man, and I think you should." Sam says, "well it isn't going to happen, but whatever. Now please let me go to sleep."

A couple minutes later, Sandi says "well if I died and you remarried, would you keep living in our house?" Sam says, "honey you aren't going to die, but if you did I suppose if she wanted to keep our house I guess we would."

A few more minutes pass, and Sandi says " if you remarried, would you still be sleeping in our bed?" Sam says, if I were to remarry and she wanted to keep this bed I suppose we would. But that isn't happening so let's just go to sleep."

More minutes tick by and Sandi says, " Well if I died and you remarried would you let her wear my clothes?" Sam says, " I guess if she wanted to, but that isn't going to happen. Just go to sleep."

Finally, Sandi says, " well, would you let her use my golf clubs?" Sam replies, "no, absolutely not." Sandi says ,"how can you be so sure? ". Sam replies, "because she's left handed."

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May 8, 2015 12:38:04   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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May 12, 2015 06:15:43   #
oregon don
 
and they found his body a week later

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