When you're forced to be nice to people....
May 6, 2015 14:59:39 #
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the main entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
May 6, 2015 15:02:52 #
OK, I am laughing. I think I have seen this woman at the local Walmart a couple times. :XD:
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May 7, 2015 12:27:37 #
02Nomad wrote:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walke... (show quote)
That ain't the crotchety old fart greeter we have at our Wal-Mart store. Oh wait, that would be me.
May 7, 2015 13:01:41 #
May 8, 2015 01:18:45 #
02Nomad wrote:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walke... (show quote)
Love this. Going to share this with my friend who works at a Walmart in Illinois.
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