Medicare Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Apr 26, 2015 12:42:19 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Gracias Juano.:-D
*Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older
senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government
says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part
G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This
means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air
conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need
new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new
hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart? They are all covered! As
an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they
do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you
will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because
you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a
great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial
plan, enjoy the rest of your week!*
*Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older
senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government
says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part
G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This
means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air
conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need
new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new
hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart? They are all covered! As
an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they
do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you
will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because
you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a
great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial
plan, enjoy the rest of your week!*
Apr 26, 2015 12:49:50 #
Apr 26, 2015 12:58:20 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Gracias Juano.:-D br br... (show quote)
Only one bullet? WTF? I'd need two clips in my Glock just for starters. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 26, 2015 13:38:49 #
Apr 26, 2015 13:39:57 #
pounder35 wrote:
Only one bullet? WTF? I'd need two clips in my Glock just for starters. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can't go overboard. K**l more than one, you may get fried. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 26, 2015 13:44:40 #
bcheary wrote:
Can't go overboard. K**l more than one, you may get fried. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I'm already fried. Long weekend at the beach and one more night to go. I did meet my next ex-wife so I accomplished something besides a hangover. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Apr 26, 2015 13:46:43 #
pounder35 wrote:
I'm already fried. Long weekend at the beach and one more night to go. I did meet my next ex-wife so I accomplished something besides a hangover. :shock: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Be careful out there you may end up with more than you wished for. :twisted:
Apr 26, 2015 16:20:42 #
Apr 26, 2015 20:19:56 #
HEART wrote:
So many politicians...so little time...need more ammo!!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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