02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD

Not sure if this was posted before, but I thought that I'd share:

This is strictly a mathmeatical viewpoint . . . its like this . . .

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N OP Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1516 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11 +9+19+ 19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Mathematical applications in the real world. :thumbup: :thumbup:

amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN

too funny! and likely very much how things work!

GTinSoCal Loc: Palmdale, CA

Love it,
explains a lot too...

GT

02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD

Thank you all for looking.