Solving the problems of getting old
Apr 14, 2015 09:32:14 #
rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
Here's an idea being suggested to solve some of the health care problems seniors face.
The Nursing Home Option Report
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, mail delivery, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you dont have to pay any more income taxes or utility bills!
Of course, the yearly cost of keeping you in prison is over $75,000 per year. The annual cost of a nursing home is about $40,000 a year. a savings of over $30,000 per year. Unless, of course, the nursing home is government operated, then it would be cheaper to go to prison.
Dont forget by k*****g a politician the country also saves over $100,000 per year in their salary and expenses!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
The Nursing Home Option Report
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, mail delivery, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you dont have to pay any more income taxes or utility bills!
Of course, the yearly cost of keeping you in prison is over $75,000 per year. The annual cost of a nursing home is about $40,000 a year. a savings of over $30,000 per year. Unless, of course, the nursing home is government operated, then it would be cheaper to go to prison.
Dont forget by k*****g a politician the country also saves over $100,000 per year in their salary and expenses!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
Apr 14, 2015 13:34:21 #
Just for the record. The USA gives Canada more than $23 million a year. This doesn't count how much money we spend on leases and military bases throughout your country.
So, before you b***h about us, remember that without us you are nothing.
So, before you b***h about us, remember that without us you are nothing.
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