Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in
his new Washington D.C. parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead
in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the White House. The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Barrack Obama . How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn
and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care
of the matter?"
Barrack , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the
Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father,
replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley
then replied: "Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to
notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.
Lazy Old Coot wrote:
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in
his new Washington D.C. parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead
in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the White House. The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Barrack Obama . How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn
and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care
of the matter?"
Barrack , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the
Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father,
replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley
then replied: "Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to
notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It ... (
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AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
Lazy Old Coot wrote:
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in
his new Washington D.C. parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead
in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the White House. The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Barrack Obama . How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn
and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care
of the matter?"
Barrack , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the
Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father,
replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley
then replied: "Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to
notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It ... (
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Going to convert this to Downing Street and post on facebook - Brilliant :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
phlash46 wrote:
To the Attic please
another one with no sense of humor. stay in the photo gallery
Latsok
Loc: Recently moved to Washington State.
Best one of the day. Thank you.
I posted it to Chit Chat. ....... Coot
DAVE FISHING wrote:
another one with no sense of humor. stay in the photo gallery
DAVE FISHING wrote:
another one with no sense of humor. stay in the photo gallery
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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