A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs Terry is 73 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Pepper
Loc: Planet Earth Country USA
Imagine being her husband when she comes home with the "oh honey guess what" line.
He'll probably get the hiccups!
I'm guessing a great big smile on his face. He will be thinking the he isn't as good as he once was, but he is still as good once as he ever was.
That should do the trick.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
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