A man reading his newspaper after work hears his wife in the kitchen say , " Honey, what would you like for supper, lamb, beef or chicken?" The man replies , " I think I'd like the chicken tonight". And the wife says, " I'm not talking to you, you're getting a bowl of soup, I was talking to the cat ."
In a classroom the teacher asks the kids to tell about what their Dads do for a living. Typical responses are given, businessmen, blue collar workers etc. But little Johnny isn't saying anything so the teacher calls on him. "What does your Dad do Johnny?" And Johnny replies, " My Dad is an exotic dancer and works in a strip club for woman..." After class the teacher asks Johnny if that is what his Dad really does for a living . Johnny says, " No, he works for the DNC and helped to get Obama re-elected, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the kids...."
4.5 & 5.0
...not very original :roll
picture jokes work better with the right-wing crowd...
..jus saying :mrgreen:
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