Where would this world be without the Irish?
Mar 24, 2015 23:24:54 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:
An Irish daughter had not been home for ten years.
Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I was too embarrassed. I became a prostitute."
"Ye what? Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK , Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check.
For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become." says Daddy.
The daughter, crying again, "A prostitute Daddy!"
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."
An Irish daughter had not been home for ten years.
Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I was too embarrassed. I became a prostitute."
"Ye what? Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK , Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check.
For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become." says Daddy.
The daughter, crying again, "A prostitute Daddy!"
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."
Mar 25, 2015 06:07:18 #
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Mar 25, 2015 10:58:31 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol: ... (show quote)
She must have been very good at her job. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 25, 2015 11:59:24 #
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Mar 25, 2015 12:00:27 #
pounder35 wrote:
She must have been very good at her job. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Sure looked like it.
Mar 25, 2015 14:32:13 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol: ... (show quote)
She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
Mar 25, 2015 16:53:11 #
bodacious wrote:
She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
Sounds just like our current politicians. Will screw anyone, anytime, for the right price. :shock:
Mar 25, 2015 18:31:11 #
pounder35 wrote:
Sounds just like our current politicians. Will screw anyone, anytime, for the right price. :shock:
Ya but I have to admit our politicians don't come cheap. We do have the best political structure money can buy.
politicians-during-elections.jpg
Mar 25, 2015 21:33:49 #
bodacious wrote:
She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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