"Limerick"
Mar 23, 2015 21:16:24 #
There once was a man from the sticks
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Mar 23, 2015 23:27:23 #
Mar 24, 2015 07:45:07 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
There once was a man from the sticks
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Well, that's a start. :D
Mar 24, 2015 09:54:45 #
There once was a man from Lahore
Whose Limericks ran to line four
He'd start up the trend
And then it would end.
There once was a woman from Bree
Whose Limericks ran to line three
And never went further
There once was a kid from York (New)
Whose Limericks went to line two
There once was a man from Verdun
Whose Limericks ran to line four
He'd start up the trend
And then it would end.
There once was a woman from Bree
Whose Limericks ran to line three
And never went further
There once was a kid from York (New)
Whose Limericks went to line two
There once was a man from Verdun
Mar 24, 2015 10:19:34 #
Mar 24, 2015 10:21:19 #
There was a young man with a Nikon
Who considered his camera an icon.
He learned that an image depends
On carefully choosing your lens.
Who considered his camera an icon.
He learned that an image depends
On carefully choosing your lens.
Mar 24, 2015 11:08:37 #
erickter
Loc: Dallas,TX
jerryc41 wrote:
There was a young man with a Nikon
Who considered his camera an icon.
He learned that an image depends
On carefully choosing your lens.
Who considered his camera an icon.
He learned that an image depends
On carefully choosing your lens.
Bravo.
Mar 24, 2015 11:16:10 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
http://small-farm.org/L1.png
As a math teacher, this is my alltime favorite limerick. I have to share it in my department meeting next week. Thannks.
Mar 24, 2015 11:52:09 #
tschmath wrote:
As a math teacher, this is my alltime favorite limerick. I have to share it in my department meeting next week. Thannks.
If you're a in a math department, this might also be appreciated:
http://small-farm.org/L2.png
Mar 24, 2015 12:06:49 #
Mar 24, 2015 12:29:55 #
Poor John had a broken camera.
His cure was to pound and hammer her.
When that didnt work, he felt like a jerk
So he gave up and went back to work.
His cure was to pound and hammer her.
When that didnt work, he felt like a jerk
So he gave up and went back to work.
Mar 24, 2015 12:31:00 #
how about some haiku?
Glorious morning
But later disappointment
Missing SD card
Glorious morning
But later disappointment
Missing SD card
Mar 24, 2015 16:48:42 #
Mar 24, 2015 21:12:18 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
There once was a man from the sticks
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Who wanted to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
there once was a one line limerick
Mar 24, 2015 21:38:42 #
OldEarl
Loc: Northeast Kansas
The Limerick make jokes anatomical
In space that is quite economical
The good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical
-- Ogden Nash (I think)
Assignment: a limerick with the first line
"There once was a milkmaid from Kent."
These things go better with a bit of whiskey.
In space that is quite economical
The good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical
-- Ogden Nash (I think)
Assignment: a limerick with the first line
"There once was a milkmaid from Kent."
These things go better with a bit of whiskey.
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