Drinking and Driving in France
Mar 22, 2015 08:09:46 #
Your smile for the day.....great one.......:mrgreen:
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving on the other side?"
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving on the other side?"
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Mar 23, 2015 13:38:22 #
silverhawk wrote:
Your smile for the day.....great one.......:mrgree... (show quote)
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Good and funny, thanks.
Mar 23, 2015 15:47:44 #
Mar 23, 2015 17:58:20 #
washy
Loc: Dorset UK
I upset a lorry driver in France whilst sober, at a set of lights where we stopped, I was driving our right hand drive (Briish) car the lorry driver started gesticulating and shouting in French at our non drivers window, my wife in fluent French told him to his surprise to sex and travel he was that stunned at either being confronted by a very angry British lady speaking his own language better than he or finding her not driving, "wrong side chappie", he was last seen returning to his lorry muttering and gesticulating and I roughly translate "blimey English back seat lady drivers" I felt very sorry for him !!
Mar 23, 2015 19:06:02 #
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