Help when needed!
Mar 3, 2015 14:06:50 #
While strolling round the Harbor this morning about 7 am., I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
Mar 3, 2015 14:26:54 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
While strolling round the Harbor this morning abou... (show quote)
No, because we don't want the water to become more polluted than it all ready is.
Good one
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D :-D
Mar 3, 2015 17:42:03 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
While strolling round the Harbor this morning abou... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :) :) :) Priceless, juicesqueezer!!
Mar 3, 2015 22:04:11 #
HEART wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :) :) :) Priceless, juicesqueezer!!
Thank you! Now, if the Armed Services would just take a few of us back in, we would show them isicle s**ts a thing or two!
Mar 4, 2015 00:32:21 #
juicesqueezer wrote:
Thank you! Now, if the Armed Services would just take a few of us back in, we would show them isicle s**ts a thing or two!
Doubt if they want old coots like yourself, you're totally irrelevant now. Enjoy your retirement. :D
Mar 5, 2015 10:38:20 #
dljen wrote:
Doubt if they want old coots like yourself, you're totally irrelevant now. Enjoy your retirement. :D
Kinda like you, Double D!! :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
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