Mid-East Fighting Force
Mar 2, 2015 20:00:15 #
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music, or Jesus,
AND...
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt!!!
The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday.
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music, or Jesus,
AND...
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt!!!
The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday.
Mar 2, 2015 20:21:15 #
Mar 2, 2015 20:49:41 #
Mar 3, 2015 01:50:45 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
Tell me you made that up ! :XD:
I read something similar here in Canada but it wasn't rednecks it was "Newfie's".
Same results though!
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Swede :wink: :wink: :wink:
Mar 3, 2015 08:47:06 #
alf85
Loc: Northumberland, UK.
Raider Fan wrote:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a ne... (show quote)
Hi, i know that Britain is sending some of my regiment in, (SAS) .
Mar 3, 2015 10:03:45 #
Mar 3, 2015 10:27:28 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
Tell me you made that up ! :XD:
Truth be told I got this from a friend that lives in Northern Georgia.
Mar 3, 2015 10:33:03 #
Raider Fan wrote:
Truth be told I got this from a friend that lives in Northern Georgia.
Sad to say if we cut our Special Operations forces (Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force in a combined forces operation) loose on these clown it could be done by Friday. No restrictions and just do what needs to be done.
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