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Breaking News: CDC Confirms New Disease Identified
Feb 27, 2015 01:39:42 #
Subject: New disease identified
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.
These side effects have been deemed post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic war fatigue.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the OReilly factor.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious .Im pretty sure I have it!
The official designation for post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic war fatigue is PIST-AWF.
If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local e******n board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered by a credible conservative candidate.
Yes, Im afraid I am PIST-AWF.
Gitzo
I don't need anger management.
I need people to stop pissing me off!
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.
These side effects have been deemed post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic war fatigue.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the OReilly factor.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious .Im pretty sure I have it!
The official designation for post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic war fatigue is PIST-AWF.
If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local e******n board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered by a credible conservative candidate.
Yes, Im afraid I am PIST-AWF.
Gitzo
I don't need anger management.
I need people to stop pissing me off!
Feb 27, 2015 10:52:34 #
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Feb 27, 2015 11:33:43 #
Feb 27, 2015 12:34:37 #
bvm
Loc: Glendale, Arizona
Gitzo wrote:
Subject: New disease identified br br January, 20... (show quote)
Simply put, they're called democRAT, r****t pigs.
Feb 27, 2015 12:38:01 #
bvm wrote:
Simply put, they're called democRAT, r****t pigs.
and thats the printable version...
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