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Feb 19, 2015 10:44:24   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
You've seen all the commercials. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?






I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.






She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.






I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"






The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."



When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:



1/3 ownership in the store,



a company pickup truck,



a king size bed, and



$3,000 a month in living expenses."

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Feb 19, 2015 11:05:25   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very funny.

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Feb 20, 2015 08:54:29   #
4ellen4 Loc: GTA--Ontario
 
funny

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Feb 20, 2015 11:10:17   #
foodie65
 
Good one!!

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Feb 21, 2015 09:54:10   #
pc39
 
I wish!

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Feb 21, 2015 11:21:33   #
DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona
 
LMAO :lol:

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