Another "Pearly Gates" joke.
Feb 14, 2015 11:31:40 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
*Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gate.
*St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down.
You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.
What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains ."
So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?"
" No I told you the computer is down, there's no way we can keep track of what you are doing.
" In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them? He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies,
flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult.
Why asks the Lord Hes on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan.
*St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down.
You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.
What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains ."
So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?"
" No I told you the computer is down, there's no way we can keep track of what you are doing.
" In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them? He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies,
flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult.
Why asks the Lord Hes on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan.
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