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Feb 10, 2015 07:12:52   #
dourob Loc: Palm City, Florida
 
The older we get the wiser we become... I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani f**gs raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black f**g of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I'm saving $49.95 a month.

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Feb 10, 2015 07:18:50   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
dourob wrote:
The older we get the wiser we become... I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani f**gs raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black f**g of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I'm saving $49.95 a month.

Great idea. How about getting hijabs for the women folk in your house. Then they will get protection when they leave the house for shopping, etc?

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Feb 10, 2015 07:39:34   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Great idea. How about getting hijabs for the women folk in your house. Then they will get protection when they leave the house for shopping, etc?


But who will protect him from the women folk in his house?

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Feb 10, 2015 08:12:53   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
But who will protect him from the women folk in his house?

The eternal question.

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