And God looked down upon seniors
Feb 8, 2015 23:22:01 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Most seniors never get enough exercise. So, in his wisdom,
God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search
for their glasses, keys, and other things misplaced and move around
more. And God looked down and saw that it was good
.
Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things, which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently, requiring more walking to the relief station, which would burn calories. God looked down and saw that it was
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good.
Seniors
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were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it's God's will and in your best interest, even though you mutter under your breath.
Amen!
Let it be! And it is good.
Most seniors never get enough exercise. So, in his wisdom,
God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search
for their glasses, keys, and other things misplaced and move around
more. And God looked down and saw that it was good
.
Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things, which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently, requiring more walking to the relief station, which would burn calories. God looked down and saw that it was
​ ​
good.
Seniors
​ ​
were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it's God's will and in your best interest, even though you mutter under your breath.
Amen!
Let it be! And it is good.
Feb 8, 2015 23:31:22 #
I've been less than active enough so i joined a local gym last month, and already I can see my toes. By the way check your Medicare sub plans, this is included in mine.
Feb 8, 2015 23:33:53 #
NormPR wrote:
I've been less than active enough so i joined a local gym last month, and already I can see my toes. By the way check your Medicare sub plans, this is included in mine.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 09:32:47 #
Cute! Wife said she was helping me by telling me to bend over and kiss her butt...
Feb 9, 2015 10:26:17 #
DaveO wrote:
Cute! Wife said she was helping me by telling me to bend over and kiss her butt...
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 10:50:26 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Most... (show quote)
That explains it. Does everybody of age have Silver Sneakers?
Feb 9, 2015 11:54:55 #
NormPR wrote:
I've been less than active enough so i joined a local gym last month, and already I can see my toes. By the way check your Medicare sub plans, this is included in mine.
I can see my toes also, if I hold the mirror just right.
Feb 9, 2015 12:32:05 #
NeilL wrote:
That explains it. Does everybody of age have Silver Sneakers?
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 15:04:49 #
Ol' Frank wrote:
I can see my toes also, if I hold the mirror just right.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 15:49:16 #
DaveO wrote:
Cute! Wife said she was helping me by telling me to bend over and kiss her butt...
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 16:10:51 #
DaveO wrote:
Cute! Wife said she was helping me by telling me to bend over and kiss her butt...
Did you?
Feb 9, 2015 19:38:35 #
Feb 9, 2015 19:50:02 #
Feb 9, 2015 23:05:10 #
No, I have silver and fit. cost25/yr
NeilL wrote:
That explains it. Does everybody of age have Silver Sneakers?
Feb 10, 2015 01:30:43 #
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