A Positive Attitude
Feb 8, 2015 13:20:58 #
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
Feb 8, 2015 13:23:04 #
Feb 8, 2015 13:24:44 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
lol Graham!! lol
Feb 8, 2015 13:26:21 #
Feb 8, 2015 13:29:08 #
3Nancy3 wrote:
lol Graham!! lol
Hy-Ya Darlin, it's a bit rude but it's funny innit. How so very sweet to have a lovely lady, have a laugh with me/us. You are a little sweetheart.
Thanks for joining in xx
Graham/098
Feb 8, 2015 13:33:01 #
jederick wrote:
Graham you're wacko...love 'em ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know, I know, I just can't help myself :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
A lovely lady viewer, did you see above, I am quite excited about it and she's a gorgeous blonde , my favouriteoops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oop
Thanks for comment and joining in
Graham/098 :s:
Feb 8, 2015 13:35:37 #
DaveO wrote:
Makes sense! Great offer!
Exactly DaveO, it wasn't you was it:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
Cheers and Beers
Graham/098 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Feb 8, 2015 13:40:22 #
Feb 8, 2015 13:43:34 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Graham/098
Great answer
Knew a person that had been a jokester all his life. Waiting to die in hospital from cancer,the priest stopped by and in the conversation he asked Louie what he was thinking about dying (making peace with his maker) Louie looked at him and said "well,I guess it'll be something different" JOKER to the end.
Feb 8, 2015 13:45:58 #
georgevedwards wrote:
Good one. Punchline really catches you offguard!
Thanks George, the object in your hand in your avatar, is it a big mushroom? it's a big bugger if it is,
Graham/098
Feb 8, 2015 13:55:58 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I know, I know, I just can't help myself :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
A lovely lady viewer, did you see above, I am quite excited about it and she's a gorgeous blonde , my favouriteoops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oop
Thanks for comment and joining in
Graham/098 :s:
A lovely lady viewer, did you see above, I am quite excited about it and she's a gorgeous blonde , my favouriteoops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oop
Thanks for comment and joining in
Graham/098 :s:
Awwee!! How could I not have fun with you as a friend!!! Isn't life great!!! xo
Feb 8, 2015 14:21:44 #
Feb 8, 2015 14:29:12 #
3Nancy3 wrote:
Awwee!! How could I not have fun with you as a friend!!! Isn't life great!!! xo
You are an absolute treasure. If everyone was as happy as you, life would be wonderful. I'll see you at the Christmas party and buy you a drink if I can have just one dance with you.....................Deal?????
I know several lovely ladies on here, the last one I had the pleasure to meet was the lovely Penny, a pole dancer.
Graham/098
Feb 8, 2015 15:04:16 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
You are an absolute treasure. If everyone was as happy as you, life would be wonderful. I'll see you at the Christmas party and buy you a drink if I can have just one dance with you.....................Deal?????
I know several lovely ladies on here, the last one I had the pleasure to meet was the lovely Penny, a pole dancer.
Graham/098
I know several lovely ladies on here, the last one I had the pleasure to meet was the lovely Penny, a pole dancer.
Graham/098
A Dance it is!!! :thumbup:
Feb 9, 2015 06:39:14 #
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