Prostate Exam - Thai style
Feb 2, 2015 05:44:37 #
Here's a little story to cheer up all men
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a Prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where there are beautiful nurses who are more gentle and accommodating.
As usual, he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a Prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where there are beautiful nurses who are more gentle and accommodating.
As usual, he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
Feb 2, 2015 05:49:59 #
It's "prostate" not "prostrate." I know. I had mine cut out 22+ years ago.
Feb 2, 2015 06:19:13 #
revhen wrote:
It's "prostate" not "prostrate." I know. I had mine cut out 22+ years ago.
Yes, but you may be asked to lay prostrate while you have your prostate examined!
Feb 2, 2015 06:52:45 #
Crwiwy wrote:
Here's a little story to cheer up all men
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Thanks! I was hoping this was a joke and not a video. :D
Feb 2, 2015 07:01:51 #
Feb 2, 2015 07:19:58 #
revhen wrote:
It's "prostate" not "prostrate." I know. I had mine cut out 22+ years ago.
???
The post states 'prostate' so it looks as though you should book up an eye examination ASAP! :cry:
As the advert said 'Should have gone to Spec Savers'.
Feb 2, 2015 07:32:23 #
Crwiwy wrote:
???
The post states 'prostate' so it looks as though you should book up an eye examination ASAP! :cry:
As the advert said 'Should have gone to Spec Savers'.
The post states 'prostate' so it looks as though you should book up an eye examination ASAP! :cry:
As the advert said 'Should have gone to Spec Savers'.
I bet the OP used the "Edit" feature to make the correction. You have about an hour to make changes to your posts.
Feb 2, 2015 08:58:04 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I bet the OP used the "Edit" feature to make the correction. You have about an hour to make changes to your posts.
Actually - No.
The post was correct to begin with, it was copied direct from the original email and posted. :thumbup:
Feb 2, 2015 09:08:00 #
Crwiwy wrote:
Actually - No.
The post was correct to begin with, it was copied direct from the original email and posted. :thumbup:
The post was correct to begin with, it was copied direct from the original email and posted. :thumbup:
Okay!
Feb 3, 2015 12:13:55 #
Come to think of it, when I had that exam, the doctor had both
hands on my shoulders???
:oops:
hands on my shoulders???
:oops:
Feb 3, 2015 12:32:20 #
My prostate cancer was discovered by the finger up you-know-where. The PSA gave a false negative. By the time it was discovered it was an 8 on the 0-10 Gleason scale. I am a most fortunate and blessed person. Please don't be shy about the digital exam (not the same as "digital" in "digital camera!").
Feb 3, 2015 12:35:03 #
Feb 3, 2015 12:39:59 #
Jackel wrote:
revhen - I think you mean "lie" prostrate.......
Nope. "Prostate" is the name of the gland, "prostrate" is the consequence of lying down. I had it right. I certainly know the difference, if anybody does! Here's how I would put it: "I lay prostrate as the doctor chopped my prostate [gland] out."
Feb 3, 2015 12:45:40 #
nikonlad wrote:
Come to think of it, when I had that exam, the doctor had both
hands on my shoulders???
:oops:
hands on my shoulders???
:oops:
Apparently, he was working with more sensitivity.
Feb 3, 2015 13:25:16 #
Alway's gotta have the grammer police now we know you are brilliant, thanks like you didn't know what he ment. it is like Gun control the key board misspelled the word, not a person.
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