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Jan 29, 2015 02:34:36   #
Lazy Old Coot Loc: Gainesville, Florida
 
Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.
They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker -- "
But before they could finish, .......... the waitress interrupted. "Oh -- sorry about that." She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

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Jan 29, 2015 02:57:47   #
PaulG Loc: Western Australia
 
Blonde or brunette?

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Jan 29, 2015 02:58:35   #
PaulG Loc: Western Australia
 
Amazing by the way. Is it true?

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Jan 29, 2015 03:14:10   #
Lazy Old Coot Loc: Gainesville, Florida
 
I have no idea if it's true or not, but I kind of doubt it. However my father was a member of MENSA and I have seen him over analyze problems that actually had simple solutions on some occasions, so who knows maybe it is true. ...... Coot

PaulG wrote:
Amazing by the way. Is it true?

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Jan 29, 2015 03:27:31   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
As I was reading the post it came to my mind that just switching the caps would be the solution.

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Jan 29, 2015 04:28:08   #
Lazy Old Coot Loc: Gainesville, Florida
 
I guess you would never be accepted into MENSA. ....... Coot

GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
As I was reading the post it came to my mind that just switching the caps would be the solution.

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Jan 29, 2015 07:02:51   #
BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida
 
Probably not true, but a nice example of how Mensa social groups love challenges and especially coming up with "out of the box" solutions.

If the waitress had asked why they didn't see the obvious solution that was in front of them, someone from the group would have undoubtably pointed out that the task was not to fix the problem of the mixed up caps, but was, "How they could swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?"

Kind of goes back to the old admonition of, "Be sure to read the directions carefully before trying to solve the problem".

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Jan 29, 2015 07:10:28   #
BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida
 
Lazy Old Coot wrote:
I have no idea if it's true or not, but I kind of doubt it. However my father was a member of MENSA and I have seen him over analyze problems that actually had simple solutions on some occasions, so who knows maybe it is true. ...... Coot

I was a member for about 10 years and was the president of our regional group for 2 years. Your dad sounds like he was a typical Mensan. I'd hear so many stories about how Mensans would get lost in strange cities because they would "over analyze" all the nuances contained in road and directional signs.

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Jan 30, 2015 07:44:42   #
RogueStorm Loc: East Sussex, England
 
Took my wife to a Starbucks recently, she's in a wheelchair, and I asked one of the waitresses if they had disabled toilets. She went away for a minute or so, came back and said, "No, all of ours work!".

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Jan 30, 2015 07:47:24   #
pilgrim1951 Loc: New Jersey
 
Was she a blonde?

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Jan 30, 2015 08:21:15   #
Bobbee
 
As we like to say in the It world, analysis paralysis

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Jan 30, 2015 09:51:13   #
jamitjim73 Loc: Franklin,Tn.
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
As I was reading the post it came to my mind that just switching the caps would be the solution.


Me too.

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Jan 30, 2015 09:54:19   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
RogueStorm wrote:
Took my wife to a Starbucks recently, she's in a wheelchair, and I asked one of the waitresses if they had disabled toilets. She went away for a minute or so, came back and said, "No, all of ours work!".


It sounds as if she did answer your question accurately. Now if you had asked if she had toilets for the disabled she would look foolish with her answer.

I know what you are saying and agree, if she had seen your wife in the wheelchair she should have been able to figure out your meaning.

Dennis

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Jan 30, 2015 10:40:10   #
amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN
 
RogueStorm wrote:
Took my wife to a Starbucks recently, she's in a wheelchair, and I asked one of the waitresses if they had disabled toilets. She went away for a minute or so, came back and said, "No, all of ours work!".


Ok. Here it is.... You said 'disabled toilets', not 'toilets for the disabled'. So the girl took what you said literally and answered you correctly. But it was funny. :-D

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Jan 30, 2015 10:44:06   #
Shutter Bugger
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
As I was reading the post it came to my mind that just switching the caps would be the solution.


You had no way of knowing if the shakers had a screw on top or
filled from the base. :hunf:

Don't touch guns Gargle; you are bound to "Blast" your foot off.



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