Missing Wife Reported
Jan 28, 2015 01:23:24 #
A man in Alberta went to the RCMP to report that his wife was missing.
Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, Im not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Dont know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Never noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been a skirt or shorts. I dont remember exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my truck.
Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?
Husband:
Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and Bubba floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB
radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy
wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers
door...
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant:
Dont worry buddy. Well find your truck.
Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, Im not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Dont know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Never noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been a skirt or shorts. I dont remember exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my truck.
Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?
Husband:
Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and Bubba floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB
radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy
wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers
door...
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant:
Dont worry buddy. Well find your truck.
Jan 28, 2015 01:41:13 #
Jan 28, 2015 03:01:53 #
Ishootcanon wrote:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: what a bad husband!
I think he's dreadful!
Thanks for looking and comment
Graham/098
Jan 28, 2015 03:02:24 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I think he's dreadful!
Thanks for looking and comment, don't tell a soul but it was Mr Nice Guy himself, Erv', here on this very forum ssssshhhhh
Graham/098
Thanks for looking and comment, don't tell a soul but it was Mr Nice Guy himself, Erv', here on this very forum ssssshhhhh
Graham/098
Jan 28, 2015 22:05:30 #
Jan 29, 2015 05:40:43 #
DougW
Loc: SoCal
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A man in Alberta went to the RCMP to report that h... (show quote)
Sounds like a normal guy.
Jan 29, 2015 08:46:54 #
Jan 29, 2015 11:55:51 #
Jan 29, 2015 11:59:13 #
Jan 29, 2015 13:37:24 #
Jan 29, 2015 20:51:24 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A man in Alberta went to the RCMP to report that h... (show quote)
I I I He remembers more about his NEW truck than his old wife :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jan 29, 2015 21:00:59 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I think he's dreadful!
Thanks for looking and comment
Graham/098
Thanks for looking and comment
Graham/098
:thumbup: Terrific :thumbup:
Jan 30, 2015 03:58:47 #
Thanks to lookers and commenters
Graham/0998
Graham/0998
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