I've never posted in this section, but this was too good to pass up.
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, what day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull S**t."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose
That one is priceless. I could just imagine hearing it from a 10 year old.
dennisallard wrote:
I've never posted in this section, but this was too good to pass up.
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, what day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull S**t."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose
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That is too funny. ;) ;) ;)
I know this joke has been posted 4 times this month but I get a good laugh every time I read it. Keep them coming. :lol: :thumbup:
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