Jackel Loc: California

What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Baloney sandwiches.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for
buttering up his teacher?

Cannibal: One who loves his fellow man with gravy.

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like.

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my
mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes instead."

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

Cannibals have table manners they never speak with anyone in their mouth.

melismus Loc: Chesapeake Bay Country

What did the cannibal give his girl for Valentine's Day?

A box of Farmer Fannies.

swimbob Loc: Columbia, S.C.

Did you hear about the two cannibals that ate a clown?
One said, "Does this taste funny to you?"