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Another blond joke
Jan 9, 2015 06:36:30   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
A man went into a bar and said to the blond serving drinks, Can I tell you a blond joke?
She replied, See that blond over there, she is a champion at judo.
See that blond there she is six foot six and a bouncer. See that other blond she is six foot seven and a bodyguard.See that other blond she is a national wrestler. Still want to tell the blond joke?
The man replied, I don't think I'll bother, I don't want to explain it five times.

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Jan 9, 2015 06:51:15   #
donrent Loc: Punta Gorda , Fl
 
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .............

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Jan 9, 2015 07:16:44   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
viscountdriver wrote:
A man went into a bar and said to the blond serving drinks, Can I tell you a blond joke?
She replied, See that blond over there, she is a champion at judo.
See that blond there she is six foot six and a bouncer. See that other blond she is six foot seven and a bodyguard.See that other blond she is a national wrestler. Still want to tell the blond joke?
The man replied, I don't think I'll bother, I don't want to explain it five times.

:thumbup:

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Jan 9, 2015 14:38:21   #
nairiam Loc: Bonnie Scotland
 
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 10, 2015 08:16:38   #
HOHIMER
 
The doctor said he might be able to go home sometime next week.

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Jan 10, 2015 08:40:59   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 
Death wish... :twisted: :twisted:

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Jan 10, 2015 10:28:13   #
THOSMITH Loc: DeKalb IL
 
I think it is spelled blonde.

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Jan 10, 2015 10:34:17   #
desertartist
 
Blond is the adjective; blonde is the noun.

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Jan 10, 2015 18:30:18   #
dragonswing Loc: Pa
 
desertartist wrote:
Blond is the adjective; blonde is the noun.


http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000275.htm
The words blond and blonde come from the French and follow somewhat the French pattern. Blond (without the e) is used to describe males, mixed gender, or uncertain gender. Blonde refers to women or female gender.
In modern use, blond is sometimes used for female as well as male, but blonde is preferred for female.

another explanation:
http://grammarist.com/usage/blond-blonde/

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Jan 10, 2015 20:39:06   #
desertartist
 
It is true that blonde is not used for a male. A woman is a blonde because she has blond hair.

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Jan 11, 2015 00:14:25   #
NormPR
 
desertartist wrote:
Blond is the adjective; blonde is the noun.


ASS

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Jan 11, 2015 11:30:48   #
desertartist
 
What in the world was that reaction for? I merely give an example of how words are used and get called a crude name?

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Jan 12, 2015 00:25:12   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
NormPR wrote:
ASS


Ass is what Jesus rode.

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Jan 12, 2015 01:04:28   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
Hal81 wrote:
Ass is what Jesus rode.


Hi Hal! Glad to see you posting again. I'm pulling for you and yours.

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